Stupid People

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28 Sarcastic and Funny Quotes about Stupid People & Stupidity Stupid Quotes. Quotes tagged as "stupid" Showing 1-30 of 526. "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.". ― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

Funny Quotes About Stupid People. QuotesGram -John Wayne Wisdom doesn't really come with age. A moron doesn't become a wise man when he grows old; he becomes an old moron. -Anna LeMind The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. -Harlan Ellison I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm. -Unknown A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.

28 Sarcastic and Funny Quotes about Stupid People & Stupidity Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - A. A. Milne Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln

Funny Quotes About Stupid People. QuotesGram There is a famous quote by George Bernard Shaw, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Whether it be a man or a woman, human stupidity has no bounds and can extend to an entire region. Many times things don't go the way we plan them. The undesired results disappoint us and make us feel like an idiot.

Funny Quotes About Stupid People. QuotesGram 1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark." 2. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life .".

Stupid Funny Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram 1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.".

Stupid Funny Jokes And Quotes. QuotesGram I have the dumb. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. In politics stupidity is not a handicap. If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?

Stupid People Albert Einstein "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." Robert A. Heinlein "And stupid.

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Stupid Funny Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram - Will Rogers "Try to manage your anger since people can't manage their stupidity." - Anonymous funny quotes for stupidity "Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid." - Mark Hoppus "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

Stupid Funny Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram "Keep calm and carry a wand." — A.W. Jantha, "Hocus Pocus & The All New Sequel" "The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last." — Willy Wonka, "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" "Why do they call.

You Are So Stupid Quotes. QuotesGram Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something. Mitch Hedberg. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Unknown.

Stupid Funny Quotes. QuotesGram Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." —Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space. "I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.". — Clarence Darrow. "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.". — Oscar Wilde.